Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Thursday, August 13, 2009

my silly boyfriend

it's probably mean of me to tell this story, but it's just too funny to keep to myself!

last night my sister, boyfriend, and i watched marley and me. (by the way, i cried soooo much at the end. i'm such a softy...i'm not even an animal person!) anyway, about 5 minutes into the movie brade fell asleep! granted we didn't start the movie until after 11. this happens to brade a lot and i feel bad because when it does...i like to just barely wake him up and ask him questions. previous questions have included: what are you dreaming about, how much do you love me, and what do you want for christmas. basically i try to get as much information out of his subconscious as possible. is this not completely mean? i would hate it if someone did this to me, but i can't help it! it's just so fun! sometimes, when i'm in the middle of my interrogation- brade'll start saying things that make absolutely NO sense. haha this is my favorite. last night i was telling brade to wake up because he's missing an awesome movie and i'm crying would you please comfort me?

brade replied by saying, "TV MOUTH LAMP."

"What?!" hehe i started laughing. who wouldn't?! then, i started asking him what he meant? (i thought maybe there was something more about the tv, mouth, and/or lamp that would give me a deeper look into his mind)

"that means don't talk to me when i'm sleeping!"

hahahah. i laughed so hard! apparently my amazing boyfriend speaks a different language in his dreams. :) could he get any more perfect!? maybe he's an alien :D we can only hope....and continue to monitor his dreams.

sorry boyfriend! i just had to share how adorable you are.


Tuesday, August 4, 2009

handerpants!


i'm really starting to think i need to get myself a pair of these! AWESOME!

Monday, July 6, 2009

mom and dad said..


always remember:
  • pepper spray
  • watch your drink
  • strip them of their clothes
  • poke them in the eyes
  • you know where to kick 'em right?
  • watch your surroundings
  • listen to your gut
  • always lock your car
  • get micro chip installed so we know where you are

just some things my parents wanted me to know before i went to college. they're so sweet arn't they? :)